eBooty
Only a group with the name 'Afro Squad' could provide a parody online auction that specializes in pimpomatic posters and ho-made moviez. I had almost given up all hope.
Monday, April 3, 2000 / 11:14 p.m.

Self Arrest
I couldn't take the guilt, so I brought it upon myself to clear my conscience by arresting myself for public nudity. Hey, that must have been the same night old Boris got me knocked up (see entry below). Man, I've really got to lay off the alcohol.
Saturday, April 1, 2000 / 06:57 p.m.

The Online Pregnancy Test
Congratulations are in order for me. According to this, I am preggers with Boris Yeltsin's son. Yikes. I warned CJ (my boyfriend) before he left on his family vacation that I would get lonely...but with a former Russian president? Must have been the vodka.
Monday, March 20, 2000 / 08:46 p.m.

Golf Balls
I was feeling immature yesterday, and with no bubblewrap around, I went into the local Golf Day store at asked the salesman with my most serious expression, "Do you have balls?". He promptly escorted me out. But dammit, my question wasn't answered. Turns out, they DO have balls. Gamma balls, Callaway balls, Pinnacle balls, Maxfli balls. Now, what was so hard about answering THAT?
Sunday, March 19, 2000 / 09:28 p.m.

Perpetual Bubblewrap
I know I am not the only one who gets a kick out of popping bubblewrap. Although they deem it as "well and truly useless", it's even better than the real thing because after a bit the bubbles come back. Perfect for those who suffer from severe immaturity like me.
Friday, March 17, 2000 / 04:16 p.m.

cre8tiv cre8tions
I sewed a demented teddy bear in Home Ec last year. Since then, I have stayed far from the needle and thread due to lack of talent, something Julie obviously does not suffer from. Her DIY site carries nifty homemade gifts like purses, light switch covers, and glittery stickers that you can't help but drool over. Just when I got my eBay addiction under control, I discover an alternative way to blow my money. Bah.
Sunday, March 12, 2000 / 09:58 p.m.

Colin's Movie Monologues
Where does Laur go when she's frantically searching for audition material the night before the big day? Straight to trusty old Colin. Not only does he provide a great selection of play monologues (The Queen Mab speech in Romeo & Juliet and Catholic Girls, which I've performed more times than I can count), but also has snippets from movies. Where else can you find the infamous Indecision City monologue from Sliding Doors?
Sunday, March 12, 2000 / 07:27 p.m.