pussy.diaryland.com
"I don't have a date for the big dance and I sure don't feel like sneaking in booze and jerking off in the bathroom again! It's just not the same!"
Please God, let this be a parody.
Friday, March 3, 2000 / 06:13 p.m.

Fragments
Who doesn't love Kim? I wish I had an ounce of her creativity. Fragments is her new brilliant project: a collection of journal excerpts. Go submit.
Saturday, February 26, 2000 / 12:49 p.m.

Let's Get Married!
Now I have a legit reason for stalking Paul Thomas Anderson, since he is my virtual husband thanks to cyberminister Doc Love. I suppose Fiona can tag along for our digital honeymoon.
Friday, February 25, 2000 / 01:51 p.m.

Platform Email
The next time Netaddress crashes on me, I'm signing up with Platform Email, the only place where you too can get an account @upinthatass.com and many other ghetto-friendly addresses. You got mail, biatch.
Thursday, February 24, 2000 / 03:17 p.m.

Anthem Love
Run by the lovely Becca, my fellow hostee on Dinette, Anthem Love is a new collection of online journals. What I love most about this project is it also lists mailing list journals, which don't get as much publicity or recognition as web-based journals. And for your information, my list is in the G-M section.
Thursday, February 24, 2000 / 12:53 p.m.

psycho-jello.com/meg
Upon first glance, this may seem like just another quirky personal site. However, not everyone has a Shag List with the likes of David Cassidy, 3 Monkees, and JC from N'Sync on it.
Thursday, February 24, 2000 / 11:48 a.m.

The Sarky Anorack
According to Rebecca, she could quite possibly be the reincarnated form of a Chinese ruler, but that doesn't scare me because anyone who likes eccentric socks and plays the piano is slinkster cool.
Wednesday, February 23, 2000 / 02:00 p.m.

Celebrity Love Match
According to this, I should be tying the knot with Andre Agassi, screwing Macaulay Culkin on the side, and being best buds with Drew Barrymore. Not bad for a small town girl who hates tennis.
Monday, February 21, 2000 / 04:07 p.m.

The Dinette UBBs
The benevolent Natalie Jane Haynes is now the proud owner of a domain hosting FOUR UBBs. In addition to the domain's official UBB, The Chihuahua Chronicles, she has allowed three of her hostees to co-own their own UBBs with a friend. Training Wheels, owned by Becca and Juliette, bears the same name as the site they co-own together, which is hosted on Dinette along with their personal sites. Ammonieta, run by Meg and Cassie, is just a few days old, but already has a steady stream of visitors. Last, but certainly not least, is Lawn Gnomes Are Our Friends, the UBB I co-own with everyone's favorite theater wench, Jennifer. This must be some sort of record.
Sunday, February 13, 2000 / 04:25 p.m.

Emily...Still Strange
Emily makes Daria look like Britney Spears. At her website, run by the peeps who sell those delicious Yum Pop bracelets, you can read your weekly horrorscope and buy cool Emily tee shirts. According to my horrorscope, I must demand to be heard. So, DAMMIT, I want the fucking Emily Odd tee shirt!
Sunday, February 13, 2000 / 04:16 p.m.

Dafridge
Dafridge claims to carry the world's coolest stuff, such as Dick & Jane memo boards and Babar magnets. However, you ain't nothing but a hound dog until you've purchased an autographed photo of the King himself. (Yes, I am a major cornball.)
Thursday, February 10, 2000 / 08:17 p.m.

Hepburn Fans Against JLH
"Well, congratulations Audrey... look what you inherited!" (in reference to her chest)
Jennifer Love Hewitt deserves to be shot for that comment. ABC actually has the nerve to hire a piece of Hollywood plastic like her to portray on of the most beautiful women. No wonder HBO snagged all the Golden Globes last month, network television bites.
Tuesday, February 8, 2000 / 10:53 p.m.

leopardprint.org
I like people who spend their hard earned money on things made or dedicated to the kinkiest fabric in the world. I guess I can add Jenevive to my list, who gets extra brownie points for throwing in bits of pink here and there in the layout.
Tuesday, February 8, 2000 / 07:38 p.m.

the iBrator
And I thought that regular iMacs were orgasmic. Now there's a better way to be the envy of everyone at the office, and it comes in five candy colors. I know I'm not the only one who gets a little restless when I'm waiting for something to print...
Friday, February 4, 2000 / 08:47 p.m.

The Attic's Online Store
I'm a sucker for retro threads, but what really drew me to The Attic's online store was the fact that they have an entire section dedicated to feather boas, in all different colors and styles. Fuck chocolates and carnations, this Valentine's Day I want the fuschia and black color tipped turkey boa.
Friday, February 4, 2000 / 06:44 p.m.

The Definitive P.T. Anderson Resource
At first, he was just Fiona Apple's boy toy who made a porno documentary with Marky Mark to me. Then I saw his appearance on Conan O'Brien and fell madly in love. And I'm sure you will too when you go to the site, which has become my digital drooling post.
Friday, February 4, 2000 / 06:39 p.m.

Get Your Own Wu-Name!
Wanna be a rap star? All you need is a fourth grade education and an official thug name! If acting doesn't work out, I'm taking their advice and joining the Wu-Tang Clan under the name "100 Watt Warlock".
Tuesday, February 1, 2000 / 02:41 p.m.